Auberge

One spring, on a cold and windy day, a little bird was blown out of its nest.

Stranded on the ground, scared and cold, the little bird began to cry out, "Chirp. Chirrpp! CHIRRRPP!"

A nearby cow heard the little bird and came over to help. After assessing the situation, the cow turn around, raised her tail, and dropped a great big cow pie all over the little birdie.

The cow pie was nice and warm. It provided shelter from the wind. But the little bird was still not in its nest and now was covered with..., well you know what. So the bird started making the ruckus again. Chirp! CHIRP!

Soon a coyote heard the noisy bird and came to investigate. He took his paw and drew the helpless bird out of the cow pie. The coyote took time to wipe the little bird clean. Then the coyote swallowed the little bird in one gulp!